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Wednesday, April 28, 2010

hissss

Ivan Bordas
"Black and White Snake Shield"
Oil on Panel; 24" diameter, 2006

A funny thing to do is, if you're out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going to go for help, then go about ten feet and pretend that *you* got bit by a snake. Then start an argument with him about who's going to go get help. A lot of guys will start crying. That's why it makes you feel good when you tell them it was just a joke.
-Jack Handy

5 comments:

elsiee said...

Jack Handy has a sick sense of humor, I like it...

uglygirl said...

Hahahaha. I have never been bitten by a snake. This may surprise you because I am Australian.

uglygirl said...

PS I'm so glad your package arrived. Hope you like it. Feel free to re-gift anything that you don't like.

drollgirl said...

bring back jack handy!

sherri said...

I miss jack handy.